Yenship

Yenship was a Dwarf farmer living during the New Age.  He mostly grew potatoes and mushrooms, owing to the general lack of light available in Stonekeep.  When he was recruited for the Dwarf army in unctual year 3891, he armed himself with his trusty pitchfork, reasoning it would serve him better than any implement of war.  Unfortunately, the pitchfork broke in two the instant he engaged the Elves of the Elvenwood, and he was forced to throw mushrooms at them instead.